For children of the eighties, you might find this pretty funny. First off, I need to put some sort of Parental Advisory on this sound clip. That being said, this dude is really talking some serious Nintendo smack. I bet I could take him though. Zelda Rap

  This is not so much a sound clip, as it is a movie clip. If you don't have Quicktime to play it, I'm not giving you a link to install it. Figure it out for yourself. I'm bitter because I auditioned for this commercial and didn't make it. They said I didn't sing well enough - chalupa.mov

  I'm feeling a little philosophical. "Dust. Wind. Dude." - dust.wav

 I somehow feel a connection to this guy - Taco Bell Commercial.mp3

 The older I get, the more I feel like I'm bound to become like Homer - Nacho Man.mp3

Again, more about tacos. But hey, they rule too - Taco Bell Canon.mp3

 Ok, this has absolutely nothing to do with nachos. But this Howard Stern clip about Mr. Rogers cracks me up. Mister Rogers.mp3

 This one pretty much says it all - nachos.wav

 I've done a little independent study. This seems to happen around 33 to 38 hours afterwards - Too Much.wav

 This would be the perfect date. It's a song called "Nachos for Two". It sounds kind of like Santana if they had only taken more drugs. - Nachos for two.mp3

 Whoever wrote this song must not like nachos like I do. In fact I'd like to smack him on the head. The song is called "No More Nachos (Por Favor)". There's no such thing as turning down more nachos - No more nachos.mp3